easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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Posted: 3 days ago
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dogshoulders:

nice save

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Posted: 3 days ago
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hirxeth:

Favourite quote & a lovely painting 

hirxeth:

Favourite quote & a lovely painting 

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Posted: 3 days ago
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assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

(via selfconfessedteenageknitter)

Posted: 3 days ago
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Posted: 3 days ago
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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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Posted: 3 days ago
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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

image

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Posted: 3 days ago
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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via iamtheanti-venom)

Posted: 3 days ago
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lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(via kill--me--tonight)

Posted: 3 days ago
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leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

(via jong-upallnight)

Posted: 3 days ago
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liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

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Posted: 3 days ago
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mizzjade:

yarrahs-life:

American History 101

True life: I got kicked out of class in the third grade for bringing this up.

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Posted: 3 days ago
378103

ncarinae:

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

this episode was so fucking well written and so well acted i just cant. like red’s story is so god damn real as a personal story. fuck

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Posted: 3 days ago
309151

narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 

(via automatically)

Posted: 3 days ago
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bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

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Posted: 3 days ago
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