when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
Ring me tonight, and just read your favourite book aloud to me while I fall asleep.
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo