timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

(via darnni)

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ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

(via limelovely)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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breathe-me-into-tomorrow:

I love how Alex is just like “Yeah actually, thats not horrible advice, alright, fair enough”

(via intimateaff3ction)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

(via trust)

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

(via princeturtogo)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(via myflawedfairytale)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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stability:

hot people are fun to look at

(via animal-plasters)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(via automatically)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(via automatically)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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jumpingjaverts:

image

you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

(via xyzebro)

Posted: 1 hour ago
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praybeforeyouslay:

she got themimage

but thatimage

is

image

image

(via trust)

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