im-your-second-shadow:

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

especially when you’re in a crowded hallway or during gym

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

image

This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

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onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

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we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

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dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

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at a horror movie

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

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geoffframsey:

life lessons with patrick stump

geoffframsey:

life lessons with patrick stump

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lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

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